Tetris For Your Feet

14 05 2008

Check these shoes - if you are in to stacking awkward blocks as they drop, now you can stack these Tetris Shoes from Puma. The shoes of the day…..Puma Tetris Shoes



Shoes Are No Longer Nouns. Welcome The “Verb For Shoe”

6 05 2008

Verb For Shoe Smart Shoe

What is the Verb For Shoe? For four years Ron Demon, an MIT grad, has been working on the Verb For Shoe “smartshoe” and this month he is taking pre-orders. Each Verb For Shoe product is custom made to order and must pass a rigorous inspection. Expect your shipment in 10-14 days. But wait there’s more…this shoe also has an “engine.” It even comes with built-in airbags for your feet. The footwear features an insole computer which will adjust the level of support in your shoes depending on what you are doing - this feature is called “Auto Comfort” The shoes sense when you are walking, the bladders adjust and become softer. The shoes sense when you are running and the bladders will adjust and become firmer. The Verb for Shoes also come with a social networking component - you can share your personal information “wirelessly” with other Verb Shoe wearers. Shoes of the day: Verb For Shoe.

Technology: Yes.

Inventor: Ronald S. Demon

Sizes: 7-13

Price: $699.99 US

Site: verbforshoe.com

If I’m going to drop 7 Benjamin’s on a pair of shoes, they are going to go on their own.



Shoe Bike: Walk and Ride All-in-one!

3 04 2008

 

These are the ShoesOfTheDay….probably for the entire month of April. Amazing.  Thanks Treehugger!

The Walking Bike



Happy Shoe Year!

4 01 2008

Look no further — these are the shoes for 2008.  The shoes of the day, the 2008 Air Cardgage!

 

2008 Air Cardgage



Wedding Shoes Of The Day

30 11 2007

One of my friends sent me a classic email today. Rather than forwarding on to hundreds of friends - I decided to post it here, customize the comments and highlight the wedding shoes of the day. No, probably the wedding shoes of the year! I am glad that this couple’s pictures made it on the WWW so that we could all share in the joy of this occasion - but most of all admire their shoes!

Excellent color coordination gentlemen — red ties, black ties no ties and all black shoes….oh what…oops!

White runners for the wedding $56.00

Nice picture of the groomsmen

New Garage Door for the perfect wedding photo back-drop: $1195.00 (included the 5-horse motor and smoked glass windows.)

Wedding of the year

Grand display of the wedding shoes of the year: PRICELESS! (Hey - at least she shaved!)

Showing some leg

 

 

 


Congratulations from the shoes of the day y’all!

Enjoy the wedding shoes of the day!

 



Drive This Down The Heel

13 11 2007

The shoes of the day: car shoes!

This shoemobile will fit the whole family! Stadium seating included, heel flowers extra. “Ho-Don-Tie!”

Hold on tight for this shoe ride

It appears that Reebok is exploring additional revenue sources. Go RBK, GO. We have only one request: please, just bring back the pumps! Nate, you were there!

Reebok now makes shoes!

The meter actually reads “Free Parking For All Mustard-Colored-Shoe-Cars-With-Laces-And-Chocolate-Brown-Ankle-Padding” All others “NO PARKING ANYTIME!”

Park for free with this car shoe

For more shoe cars click here. For your safety, keep your arms, legs and feet inside the ride at all times! Don’t forget to buckle and lace up! Enjoy the ride.



Question These Shoes

15 10 2007

Mr. Info, Matthew Lesko claims that he “has helped More Ordinary Folks Make Their Dreams Come True with Free Government Money, Grants and Loans . And Matthew Lesko will Prove It!” Is it the shoes? Yes, it has to be! The shoes of the day: The Question Mark Man, Matthew Lesko’s custom blue and yellow shoes!

Matthew Leskso Shoes Of The Day

Yes, these are actually his shoes. I met him today and snapped this pic.

Enjoy.



The Shoes And The Bees

11 10 2007

I couldn’t resist.

The shoes of the day: Sperrys and Crocs sitting in a tree…no, a box….no, a shoe tree.

Sperry top siders great shoes for your feet

Crocs shoes or something for your feet

Spa-crocs shoes

I wish they would have used this diagram and explained it this way in 6th grade.

Nice and simple.



What A Croc!

10 10 2007

I kept putting off the……but I….. continue to get requests to……uh…. review the ugliest shoe on earth, Crocs.

Do I wish I would have purchased Croc stock at the IPO? Yes. Do I own a pair, no. Remember, I suffer from the “my-second-toe-is-longer-than-my-big-toe-coolness.” I am afraid the opening of the crog grill just wouldn’t work….until NOW! (enter choir voices) Introducing (drumroll) new warmer for the season, fur-lined, but-aren’t-guaranteed-to-not-get-caught-in-a-mall-escalator, waterproof, rubber and faux Croc”mammoths”.

But wait, that’s not all! The wooly mammoth lining is REMOVABLE. Simply remove the linings and pull out some spare Velcro and wha-lah, now you have earmuffs. And when they need cleaning they are dishwasher safe!* Not the ear muffs, the shoes.

The I-wish-these-weren’t-but-they-are the shoes of the day:

Crocs Wild and Wooly Mammoth Shoes

What’s next? How about Crocs AIR , now with feathers. Crocs should stick to scales. What a Croc.

(*Don’t forget to remove the faux-crocodile-fur).

Shop for Crocs at Shoes.com