Shoes Of The Day

Twas  the night after shoe Christmas, by shoesoftheday.com.

Twas the night after shoe Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a person was standing, not even a mouse.
The stinky stockings were hung by the heater with care,
Because a soggy foot and a smelly shoe were filled there.

The children were all passed out from the ghastly smell,
While success stories of Dr. Scholls odor eaters some did tell.
And mamma with her mask, and me clasping my nose,
Had spotted the shoes from whence the smell arose.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The spotlights on our house really made it glow,
outlined each shadow of the people below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But all from inside, with febreze and seeking fresh air.

With a serious shoe problem, I needed help quick,
I knew in a moment, shoes of the day would do the trick.
More rapid and rigorous reviews on shoes they came,
And typed in my browser, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Nike! now, DC! now, Ugg, New Balance and Kashi!
On, Converse! On, Keen! on, Cole-Hann and Salomon!
To the top of the search results they did fall!
Now shoes away! Shoes away! Shoes of the day away all!”

He spoke not a word, but went straight to the reviews,
Bookmarking this website, finding his new pair of shoes.
Now peeling his fingers off of his nose,
And giving a nod, up from the computer he rose!

He sprang to the porch, to his family gave a loud yelp,
And they came wondering how he received such rapid shoe help.
But I heard him exclaim, a new pair of shoes is in sight,
“Happy Shoe Christmas to all, and to all a ’shoes of the day’ night!”

Next year save your family from smelly feet - find your
next pair of shoes at shoes of the day DOT com!

Excerpts  from ‘Twas the Night before Christmas Poem
By Clement Moore

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true shoe love said to me, no more Uggs just give me…..12 drummers drumming!  Drummers will love this for Christmas:
Playstation - PS3 Rock Revolution Bundle w/ Drum Kit (One Color) - Electronics
Eleven pipers piping,  the real pipers shop at piperlime.com and will enjoy: Fantastic Finds Under $75 at Piperlime, Ten lords a-leaping, Get Max Air when you leap with this pair of basketball shoes:Nike - Air Max Elite II TB (White/Deep Forest-Metallic Silver) - Footwear
Nine ladies dancing, Dancing ladies’ tired feet need shoes that provide long-lasting comfort and relief like these: Salomon Women’s XT Wings WP Running Shoes
Eight maids a-milking, These are the optimal milking shoes: Women’s shoes: Vince Camuto Emala - Butterscotch
Seven swans a-swimming,  Seven out of ten people prefer these shoes while swimming: Rubber Duck - Snow Joggers (Gold Patent) - Footwear
Then there’s six geese a-Ugg-ing, 5 Gold-Ugg Pearles!  4 golfing Uggs,  3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you shoe lovers out there!

On the fourth day of Christmas shoes of the day gave to me, a pair of Uggs to wear golfing,  3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

If you just can’t live without your Uggs, even on the golf course, the Ugg Tall furry boots would be your best bet - by far the coolest high-top golf shoes you will ever own.

Ugg-fortunately, Uggs don’t come with spikes - leave golfing for the FootJoy people.  Wait a second, maybe Uggs should connect with FootJoy and create the super-supple-soft-sheepskin-spike-soled shoes.  Those would make for some happy feet no matter the score!

….I’m headed to the club house for some Ugg-nog.

On the third day of Ugg-ness shoes of the day gave to me, 3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

Why?  Because these just sound french - say it out loud.  Come on, no one is listening. The shoes of the day: Ugg Slippers

Ugg supple slippers are not recommended for hurling at a President, as they are fully lined in the highest quality plush, luxurious sheepskin for comfort and warmth and detailed with a furry collar for added style.

On the second day of Christmas shoes of the day gave to me, two 72 degree Uggs, and Uggs with a Cedar shoe-tree.  The last time I checked, 72 degrees was shorts and flip-flop weather.  But having just returned from Newport Beach, you would think it was below freezing by the way the people were bundled in their Uggs, coats and scarves.  The Ugg “all season for any reason” shoe of the day:
Ugg - Ultra Short (Sand) - Footwear

But, the fire is so delightful……especially with this pair of sheepskin footwear!  Shorter height fits great under or over pants.  Pants and jingle bells sold separately.

On the first day of Christmas  shoes of the day gave to me, a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

Now you can keep yourself warm from the bottom of your kneecaps to the tips of your toes in the Ugg Ultra Talls!

Enjoy the shoes of the day:

And…the Cedar shoe tree of the day:

A perfect complement to our last shoe review. Why? Because we like these, and you need special shoes for trick-or-treating that won’t slip or slide on doormats and patio tile, and will still provide excellent support for the feet and ankles while running from house to house. Additionally, these should match any costume that is, uh…orange.

Shoes of the day: Men’s Merrell Barcelona Mid

Buy two pair! Mix and match with the 7307′s for a cornucopia of fall color!

“Lace-up boots are staging a comeback in the men’s aisle” say the Forbes Fashion Experts. We simply ask, when did men’s lace-up boots ever leave the fashion aisle?

These stylish boots from Alessandro Dell’Acqua should get some looks. Any boots or shoes that have bold grommet details, webbing heel pull on loop, full lace up front with metallic tongue embellishment and airplane numbers as descriptors, qualify for the shoes of the day:Alessandro Dell’Acqua - Men’s 7307

We would like to highlight on this boot three exceptional accents: The excellent consummate V stitching, the savory style of the gun-metal grommet accents and the shiny leather heel overlay.

This footwear classic originated in 1965 when Lance Clark sketched out a moccasin to create the world’s first comfort shoe.

Special thanks to Sandy for submitting these shoes of the day: Clarks England - Men’s Wallabee

Sandy says, “These are the most comfortable shoes I have ever owned. Babe Magnets.”

Sandy also said, “If you want a shoe that screams ‘I am the coolest human being alive’, it’s the Clarks Wallaby.”

Lastly, Sandy said, “They saved my life once, made breakfast, and still picked up the kids from soccer practice.”

Hop around all day or on the weekends in these comfortable Clarks England Wallabee mid boots. These boots are smooth like butter with a leather lined insole and textured rubber gum sole. This will be the only time when you’ll be thankful you had gum on your soles!

I really genuinely wish that I had an El Camino. No, maybe not. But, think of the functionality, it’s a car with a bed and looks best in red. The problem; the constant internal battle for self-affirmation. “Am I a car or a truck? I ride like a car, but I am a truck, no I ride like a truck!” That is why I don’t own one. I need a car that is confident, classy and 4-wheel-drive all at the same time, not just on the weekends — and yes, faux-wood paneling would be ideal. Enter: The AMC Eagle 4-door, 4-wheel-drive, grocery getter. Right, I think I’ll stick to the El Camino. Yeah, these shoes of the day would look much cooler pushing the pedal to the metal in an El Camino REAL!

The “I-can’t-decide-if-I-am-a-boot-or-a-shoe-no-I’m-a-truck” shoes of the day: KENNETH COLE REACTION - Men’s High Note

They say that “you’ll reach a new style high in these Reaction by Kenneth Cole High Note shoe boots.” But really, are you supposed to be hitting high notes? Only in the Rocky Mountains. No El Camino for you.