I kept putting off the……but I….. continue to get requests to……uh…. review the ugliest shoe on earth, Crocs.
Do I wish I would have purchased Croc stock at the IPO? Yes. Do I own a pair, no. Remember, I suffer from the “my-second-toe-is-longer-than-my-big-toe-coolness.” I am afraid the opening of the crog grill just wouldn’t work….until NOW! (enter choir voices) Introducing (drumroll) new warmer for the season, fur-lined, but-aren’t-guaranteed-to-not-get-caught-in-a-mall-escalator, waterproof, rubber and faux Croc”mammoths”.
But wait, that’s not all! The wooly mammoth lining is REMOVABLE. Simply remove the linings and pull out some spare Velcro and wha-lah, now you have earmuffs. And when they need cleaning they are dishwasher safe!* Not the ear muffs, the shoes.
The I-wish-these-weren’t-but-they-are the shoes of the day:
What’s next? How about Crocs AIR , now with feathers. Crocs should stick to scales. What a Croc.