I really genuinely wish that I had an El Camino. No, maybe not. But, think of the functionality, it’s a car with a bed and looks best in red. The problem; the constant internal battle for self-affirmation. “Am I a car or a truck? I ride like a car, but I am a truck, no I ride like a truck!” That is why I don’t own one. I need a car that is confident, classy and 4-wheel-drive all at the same time, not just on the weekends — and yes, faux-wood paneling would be ideal. Enter: The AMC Eagle 4-door, 4-wheel-drive, grocery getter. Right, I think I’ll stick to the El Camino. Yeah, these shoes of the day would look much cooler pushing the pedal to the metal in an El Camino REAL!
The “I-can’t-decide-if-I-am-a-boot-or-a-shoe-no-I’m-a-truck” shoes of the day: KENNETH COLE REACTION – Men’s High Note
They say that “you’ll reach a new style high in these Reaction by Kenneth Cole High Note shoe boots.” But really, are you supposed to be hitting high notes? Only in the Rocky Mountains. No El Camino for you.